the sfmoma scavenger hunt was a-ma-zing. it's going to be hard to describe it in words, especially because my team and i had to split up in order to get a lot of the stuff so i missed out on 3/4 of the action, but i'll try to jot down some notes about the whole day. some pics by other participants here and here.
before i go into the day of the hunt, some highlights from the week before (aka, the week of my birthday): meeting n's parents down at s.cruz, playing with their doggie bosely, n's parents' faces when they found out i have the same birthday as n's mom, best mac and cheese ever, watching the chronicles of narnia, listening to the shins and flaming lips at dinner (they also like yo la tengo), tartine breakfast tues morning, people running by me in lab to give me bday hugs, rue st jacques for dinner (next to a cable car line ... ding ding!) where we had veal, rack of lamb, beet salad w/ fresh anchovies, and creme brulee, orbit room for drinks after where alberta made me a tamarindy drink with pimms and made n a whiskey-based drink w/ apples, chicken deli on thursday with lab peeps, 8-min presentation on friday for a fellowship that they gave me a day to prepare for, gavin newsome in spectacles visiting ucsf causing much free food and wines, making pizza and watching 'primer' which is this awesome but super-confusing movie, going to bed early to prepare for the hunt.
saturday, we wake up at 7:30 to have enough time to get ready, grab some coffee+breakfast and run a couple of errands before heading to the museum. when we get there, there's already a mass of people waiting to get inside, so we line up with them while waiting for our other two team members c & d. near us in line is the infamous team of bike messengers who have been interviewed by various local newspapers. other teams actually printed up matching shirts or various matching costumes. as the door to the museum opens, we see c&d on c's motorbike at a stoplight down the street. when we get to the front of the line, the two guys strolled up purposefully with their helmets and we enter the museum. team 'amplified to rock' is indeed, ready to rock.
once inside, more waiting in line because every team has to register and sign various release forms. finally, at about 10am, every team has gone through the process and we all sit patiently in the auditorium for our instructions. at one end of the stage, there's a lady dressed all in black and wearing sunglasses, lit from above by a single spotlight, holding a black briefcase. the artist steps on the stage and proceeds to welcome us and give us instructions. when he gets to the part about the winning prize ($4000), the lady in black opens the briefcase and shows all of us the $4000 in cash. so her entire job for the whole day is to keep the briefcase safe and to show us the money every so often.
the energy in the room is high and people keep clapping and cheering for random things that the artist would say. finally, he's done talking and the clues are handed out - 100 of them in a sealed white envelope. we're told that upon receiving the clues, we have to immediately exit the museum (because it's not open to the public until 11am on saturdays) and we cannot return with our items until 6pm, although we can stop in during the day if we find the need to for certain clues. our team walks quickly out of the museum and agree to meet back in lab, which is to be our HQ. on the way to n's car, d sees someone wearing a jacket of his that he had lost at a show at bottom of the hill. after he chats with the guy for a while (all with me and n wondering why the hell he's wasting time talking with the dude), he actually gets his jacket back!! with that done, we start figuring out some obvious clues on the ride over to HQ (e.g. 'king arthur had one'=round table, 'two people laying next to each other. bash one flat'=flattened spoon, 'utensils you hold in one hand. usually comes in paper envelope'=chopsticks).
once in lab, we start interwebbing and trying to figure out clues like mad. c decides to take most of the timed and location-specific clues since he can get to places faster on motobike. he takes off around 11am to get to the first timed clue (lafayette tennis courts) by 11:30am. the rest of us stays behind to try to figure out more clues (e.g. 'excusado senor weston'=toilet, 'what does femme au chapeau have in her hand'=fan). around noon, r runs over from the other building with the message that c has been trying to call us but none of us are answering our phones. i call c back and he's having problems with a clue ('make an addition with the greatest of ease') - we can't figure it out so he takes a couple of pictures with the sculpture (a mobile of trapeze artists) and heads off to the next clue.
meanwhile, the three of us left at lab are preparing to head out ourselves. we decide to drop me off at my house, where i can look for some of the items (e.g. airmail stamp from a foreign country - thanks laura! your letter from singapore surely came in handy, a fish carved out of soap, mascara so i can 'flash my lashes on the paper side of a chewing gum wrapper', used toothbrush). on the way, i spot a garage sale but we don't have time to stop. i go to my house and n and d head off to the mission to start gathering more items. i munch on a slice of cold pizza while looking up a couple more clues at home. there's a treasure island elementary school in the city?! so when c calls asking me to grab a pill bottle (a clue he got from a fake doctor), i ask him to check out the school in the tenderloin. he calls back and says the school isn't there anymore and nothing matches anything on the clue. ok, so that's a dead end. he heads off to the next timed clue (bercut equitation field) and i look up directions to the actual elementary school on treasure island.
i rush out of my house and make my way to treasure island, which i have never been to before. after a bit of navigating (thank goodness all their streets are numbers and letters), i find the elementary school with the mural described in the clue. 'what is the bird on the t-shirt of the boy in the chest got in his mouth? get one.' i go up to the mural and take a phone picture of it - it's some kind of branch? a security guard comes out and yells at me about not posting signs on the wall. i tell him i'm just taking a picture and he relaxes and says 'oh ok ok...go right ahead!' and walks away. i get back in the car and starts driving off, but then look down at the clue sheet again and see an additional sentence in the clue. '(you only need to turn the corner)' crap. i drive back to the school and walk around the corner from the mural. can't find anything that looks like what the bird has in its mouth!! i pace around a couple of times and decide to just grab a branch off a little weedy plant. (this is a stupid move as i find out later that the bird is carrying an olive branch - apparently, once i showed my team the picture, they all knew what exactly kind of branch it is - and there must have been an olive tree RIGHT THERE next to where i was standing). off i go back into the city.
on my way back, i call up a guy i know at school who had done a skit with a toilet a year ago. the toilet is still sitting in the lab! and we can have it!!! i call n and d to deliver the good news and to exchange updates. they've been busy since i've been away at treasure island. they ask me to take over the timed clue at 3:30pm at the cca because c can't make it over there in time and i tell them something i found for another clue: 'the secret agent is having her hair done' - there's a secret agent salon in nob hill. they look it up, call the salon, and confirm that something for the hunt is there. so they take that clue over and i get ready to go to cca. i still have 40 min, so i head to union sq to get perfume strips from a dept store for another clue. on the way, i pop into payless shoes to see if they would give me 4 empty shoeboxes. the guy at the register says if i come back in 15 min, he can give me some. perfect! two more items down!
done with the shoeboxes and perfume strips, i head over to the cca to make sure i'm not late. the clue says 'go to art class. cca hooper courtyard. arrive promptly at 3:30pm'. i get there and other teams are gathered in front. while waiting, i overhear a girl telling someone on the phone that one of the clues 'strip with andy. ask in koret' is actually in the moma. i call n and d to send them over and luckily, they're just at the zeum by yerba buena to get a clue from a sad clown so d just runs over from the zeum and grabs that clue. the gates to the courtyard open and we enter the classroom. we're told to grab a block of clay, one per team, and sit down. i'm amazed that some teams actually have all four members show up - how can they get anything done by staying together?! the crazy instructors tell us we have to sculpt some hot shit today. everyone waits. one guy gets it and starts sculpting a pile of poo and pretty soon, everyone's getting it. i get my sculpture approved and dash out of the school.
i head back home to start work on some of the craft clues and to grab the sewing kit that d had asked me for. along the way, i stop by the garage sale and there's a round table! i ask the lady how much for the round table: '$10'. 'ohh...i actually just need it for a scavenger hunt....' she thinks for a second and tells me that i'm the second person to tell her that today. then she offers me the round table for free because she's about to send it off to goodwill anyway. yes!!! one round table now in my car - check!! back at home: 'pencil drawing of the queen of hearts. no playing cards.' i take this to mean a pencil drawing of princess diana, so i get to work on it. also carve a fish out of soap and borrow some mascara from my roommate to flash my lashes. the boys call up around 4:30pm and we agree to meet back at the lab.
we're frantic back at lab as it is time to tackle most of the craft projects. i sew 'desire' (the destination of the train at the little hollywood launderette) onto a pair of men's underwear. i make a horse out of carrots (the clue from the equitation field). we fry up an egg ('an egg. sunny side up or easy over') on the lab griddle, cut corn kernels from the cob ('cob off the corn'), smear glue on n's hand and peel it off when it dries ('glue peeling of a hand'), trample on some eyeglasses, make a grenade out of a potato (the clue from the secret agent salon), etc etc. i hear bits and pieces of how the boys got various items like a wheel and a red shoe from the dolores park giveaway fair. 'what's not allowed in the sf zoo other than rollerblades, etc etc?': a balloon. 'but she felt the pea under them all': a mattress d paid $5 to some guy for over by the bar stud's. we do an amazing amount of last minute crafting and figuring out a few more clues.
we find someone in the lab who might have an expired green card and at 6pm, i go with him to his house to look for it while also making some mud in his yard ('slough' - turns out to be wrong. they wanted snake skin.) he can't find his green card, so i take him back to lab and i run to my house and grab my expired international student ID card, which is green. 6:30pm. i NEED to get over to the museum now to unload my stuff. no submissions accepted after 7pm.
6:45pm, i pull up to the loading dock of the museum and call d to grab the stuff from my car since i can't leave my car unattended there. officials are screaming '15 MINUTES!' and blowing whistles left and right. camera people are running everywhere to catch footage of the last-minute frenzy. once d grabs everything from my car, i find parking and run back to the museum. i find our table #27 in the room of madness and the boys are frantically labeling every item with their corresponding clue number. they announce that only one person can remain by the table, so we leave n by himself while we get herded out of the judging room.
standing around outside and peering into the room, we see the panel of judges descend upon the tables and scoring everything. they have a dj spinning in the lobby, a little too loudly. the museum cafe is bustling with people grabbing dinner but our food coupons are with n, so we wait. finally, he's done presenting our finds and he goes to the back of the room to get our total score. he comes out and we all settle down to the cafe for some snacks (not actual dinner b/c the cafe is mucho expensive).
at 9:30pm, they herd all of us inside the auditorium again. there's the lady in black with the briefcase on stage again. when everyone has settled down, the artist comes out in a tuxedo accompanied by one of the actors of the day, this eccentric lady dressed in a horrible green prom dress. they thank the crowd and then start arguing with each other. music starts and they sing and do choreographed dancing to 'endless love'. during the song, they get more and more mad at each other and start ripping pieces of clothing off each other. in the end they're 'naked', but they're really wearing bodysuits painted with hair and body parts. song ends and the artist yells into the microphone: 'with an incredible 37xx points, ...' i can't hear the rest because the bike messengers in the back row have started screaming and cheering. one of them is yelling 'you have got to be kidding me'. the girl with the dreadlock ('a dreadlock' was one of the clues) looks shocked and is hugging her teammates. abba starts playing, all the characters from the day are on stage, the fake doctor is opening a bottle of champagne, the bike messengers are herded to the stage where they grab the briefcase of money and glasses of champagne. one of the guys grabs the bottle of champagne and sprays the crowd with it. the back of the stage opens up and there's a black limosine there, with a chauffeur holding a door open for the winning team. the team is herded into the limo and the artist plus his crew of actors waves goodbye to the rest of us. the curtain closes and we're told to leave the museum. the end.
from there, i was supposed to meet people for bday drinks at 26 mix, but it turned out that 26 mix has changed. it was a 'rough latino crowd', as one of my friends who actually tried to enter was patted down for weapons. n and i picked up two of the guys who went to 26 mix and were now standing outside wondering what to do and the 4 of us sat in the car and called everyone to change plans to go to hush hush. we then drove over to hush hush and it was CLOSED. what the hell kind of club closes on a saturday night?!?! so now, a big party had formed outside of the black hush hush and we walked over to zeitgeist, where we spent the rest of the night. once we settled down at zeitgeist and people started showing up, it was lots of fun, regaling stories from the hunt and catching up with people i hadn't seen in a while. f bought me a long island iced team 'for old time's sake' since he can't drink anymore due to the surgery. went home from the bar at 2am and collapsed in bed next to the cutest boy ever. :)